12 Annoying Lebanese Notifications We’re Bored Of

Every Lebanese person has to hear their notification tone sound off constantly throughout the day (if you’re still so insane as to not have it silenced), and we’ve kinda gotten bored with the type of content we get. Here are 12 of the most annoying ones we get. 1. Toters MAD Why is Toters always so MAD? And why do they keep lying about the “up to” 50% discounts? Where are the 50% discounts? There’s usually only 30% up to a ridiculously low LBP amount, if you want to constantly bombard me with your silly notifications at least don’t lie. 2. Quirky Malik’s Who decided that Malik’s marketing strategy was now to be the quirkiest shop around? You sell pen and paper, I do not need to hear you making puns or being horny. 3. Bank OTP Let me impulse buy faster. Let me impulse buy faster. Let me impulse buy faster. 4. You have reached X% of your consumption Listen up Alfa/Touch, mind your business. I will consume as much as I want, what are you gonna do about it? Just rob me blind? Oh, okay, maybe you win. 5. Crazy Deals! This store you’ve never ever heard of in Koura is having a 40% discount for a limited time only! Why are you not running?! 6. Waynak/Waynek? Father, mother, please forgive me. 7. Missed call Without any text? From an unknown number? Who are you? What do you want? Are you a serial killer? Are you stalking me? Why are you doing this to me? What did I ever do to you? Please stop. 8. Tweet Likes The most offensive thing you can do on Twitter is like my tweet. Disgusting. 9. Email You come to me, on the day of my leisure and pleasure, and send me an email? How dare you. 10. Slack Oh no! You wanted me to do this much additional work? I must’ve missed that. 11. Netflix We have added 1 billion new shows and 15,000 new movies, please watch us. Pretty please. Ta2lo 7alkon shway walaw. 12. Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar? Ade sar el dollar?