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13 Things You’ve Seen If You Went To A Lebanese School

If you ever had the pleasure of spending your school years in a Lebanese school, you might just relate to these 13 things.

1. The leaning tower of Labneh

At whatever time or length that labneh sandwich is made, it will find a way to flop over itself. It is as though your mom would purposefully pick the thinnest bread on Earth to make this flimsy sandwich.

2. Everyone staring at the one black person in the room

They don’t make it subtle at all.

Check out this hilarious video about Lebanon that went viral.

3. The over-excited tattoo getter

You’re 15, are sure you want this to stay on you for the rest of your life?

Here are some cliche AF tattoos you’ll definitely see in Lebanon.

4. Girls whispering to the teacher to be allowed to go to the toilet

While all the boys complain about inequality.

5. The over excited party-goer

“Badna nwale3a lyom king akid jeye eh??” No, I’m 14.

6. Everyone fighting over the new hot thing

Bakugan, Pokemon cards, and other silly things. Not sure what’s hip with the 2010s kids right now.

7. The guy who plays porn out loud in class

By accident, on purpose, or a purposeful accident?

8. The class clown

Everyone look at him!

9. Boys taking football too seriously

They will not talk to each other for a week after the game.

10. The food thief

Their entire lunch plan is around what they can take off their classmates

11. The richest kid in the class

$100 bills just falling out of their pockets.

12. Drama circles

It’s Monday morning, you just got off the school bus and walked up to class. Six people are whispering quietly to each other. A scandal has occurred.

13. Bro mabta3ref X?

Bro shu bek ade 3omrak kbar shway keef ba3dak ma sme3et b hay.