9 Types Of Lebanese Men That Will Remind You Why You’re Single

Do you ever meet a Lebanese man and go like, “yep, that’s why I’m staying single”? Here are the 9 different types of Lebanese men that remind you exactly why you’ve sworn to die alone.

1. The one who wishes Cristiano Ronaldo good luck before a match

“Good luck King [crown emoji + goat emoji]”

The match cannot go on without him wishing his idol good luck or sending a series of flame emojis for support. Otherwise, he’ll definitely lose the match (heaven forbid).

2. The one who calls himself a “sapiosexual” and has it as his bio on every social media platform and dating app

He wants an intelligent partner. He also wants you to ignore the fact that he follows 50+ Instagram models.

3. The gym rat who lives, breathes, and bleeds gains (and is definitely fatphobic) – he also checks in on Facebook as “at the gym”

His Instagram highlights are filled with stories of his workout routine, protein shakes, and motivational “I changed my own life” Instagram reels.

He also must mention how “b heb l benet l btehtam b hala” aka. fatphobia.

4. The one who casually makes sexist, racist, and/or homophobic jokes and tells you “ma badda hal2ad”

And he gets hella defensive because this generation is so offensive and no one can jokes about ANYTHING anymore. Sadly, that is what his sense of humor is limited to.

5. The one who applied to Mr. Lebanon

It was rigged. Otherwise, he definitely would have won. He also wasn’t in it for the money or fame, as he had planned to donate all the prize money to build gyms in underprivileged communities so that people have the chance to look as good as him <3

6. The one who follows NekatLebanese and actually finds their content absolutely hilarious

The most terrifying breed of Lebanese men. This is much more than a red flag, this is the devil trying to reach you. Run as fast as you can.

7. The one who can’t go 2 seconds without mentioning his chalet in Faraya and the “crazy” party he had last weekend

And of course, sponsored by daddy’s money.

8. The one yalli fahmen l azme b lebnen and has to impose his opinions on politics

Additional negative points if he also tries to explain the banking crisis to you, (a crisis that he does not understand at all).

9. The 30-year-old with mommy issues

You’ll be third wheeling with him and his mom. His mom will always be number one, so don’t even bother.