18 Things You’ve Heard From Lebanese Fuckboys

We’re pretty sure you’ve heard at least five of these comments a dozen times.

1. “Aymta baddik teji ma3i 3a beit el jabal?”

AKA when can I fuck you?

2. “Ktiiiir rta7telik”

Allah ynajina.

3. “3anjad ennik btefhamine”

Agreeing on the smallest thing makes for a perfect couple, apparently.

4. “Baleye:p?”

Fuckboys think they invented flirting when they ask this question.

5. “Ente mesh metel kel hal banet”

Oh, really? Never heard that one before.

6. “I know you’re younger than me, but you’re so mature!”

Thanks, creep!

7. “Ade wasle maa shab?”

WTF is this question? NEXT.

8. “Do you want to play truth or dare?”

Their sneaky but not so sneaky way of gathering all the tea on your personal life. Nice try.

9. “Hala2 seret mnih”

Never should’ve asked you how you are then.

10. “Bdafiki b2albe”

Making you regret ever commenting on the weather.

11. “Bede elik shi, bas shway gharib”

Yup, abort mission.

12. “Leike Instagram mez3ej, shoo ra2mek?”

No thanks.

13. “Ba3dik we3ye?”

Delivered at 2:00 am.

14. “Lezim ta3mle masturbation kirmel el stress”

Thanks, doc!

15. “My ex kenit kteer met3al2a w majnoune

Thanks for letting me know you were 100% the problem.

16. “Shu aktar shi majnoun 3milti?”

Relax, it’s not your lesbian threeway fantasy.

17. “Awal mara behke ma3 hada hal2ad”

When you talk more than once a week.

18. “Awal marra b7iss b heik connection”

Nope.