14 Types Of Lebanese Men You Date In Your 20s

Your 20s are kind of a crucial point in your dating life. Honestly, we can’t say whether your dating choices will get better in your 30s. Here are 14 types of Lebanese men you date in your 20s. You have to, it’s a canon event.

1. The “I studied abroad and it’s my entire personality”

“Eh nehna 3enna b Germany fi Amazon w PayPal”

2. The consultant…?

Wtf is a consultant

3. The one with the passport

Ah yes – the one you thought was going to be your ticket out of the country until you realized you’d rather be stuck here…

4. Mr. Mommy issues

“Ba3ref elna badna nedhar date bas haram mama la7ala bel bet ta3e nrooh nsalliya”

5. The one who lives in the moment

Eno howe la a*ro l dene, what happens happens, c’est la vie, he’s indifferent about everything and just “lives in the moment” because you never know what tomorrow holds.

6. The Tinder date that should’ve stayed on Tinder

That one swipe right that never should have happened. They’re the reason you delete your dating apps until you get over the trauma and decide to redownload them. And the cycle begins again.

7. The man-child

He’s the one who usually has you wondering if they’re lying about their age because there’s no way you’re having a bitch fit over the waiter messing up your order.

8. The med student

He answers once a week only to tell you that he had an anatomy exam

9. The hustler

He reposts Andrew Tate videos, calls every non-hustler a loser while being a nepo baby, and tries to convince you to quit your 9 to 5 and start your own business

10. The “woke” freak

His sentences always start with “shefte shu sar b X country” what happened to hello? How are you? My name is?

11. The gym rat

Conversation consists of: protein, farrouj, push, pull, legs, quads, gains, farrouj, whey, *random selfie of him flexing*, farrouj

12. The emoji abuser

Why are you spamming this emoji 🥺 at the ripe age of 27?

13. The Norman Bates

Trying to be mysterious won’t make you more appealing. Eza shi I’m conflicted about whether you’re actually nice or you’ll turn into the modern Lebanese rendition of Psycho (1960)

14. The “met7azzeb bas 3al khafeef”

Eno howe ma3 l thawra bas henne zedowa shway ye3ne mafik tghayer nizam l balad aslan mesh kel l zo3ama sara2o

How many of these Lebanese men did you date in your 20s? Make sure to check out the #LOL section to have a few laughs.