Listomania
12 Things Lebanese Eldest Siblings Are Tired Of Hearing
Are you an eldest child in Lebanon? Are you sick of it? Join the club. Being the eldest sibling is a special type of torture truly reserved for God’s strongest soldiers, so I just pushed away my younger brother long enough to properly compile these 12 annoying things we’re all tired of hearing.
1. “I need a favor”
Are we gonna keep calling them favors if you ask for one every day?
2. “Ma t3asseb bas…”
I’m already angry.
3. “Khede ekhtek ma3ek”
She’s 7 and I’m going to a bar dad, but sure okay.
4. “Shu ya3ne X“
I’m not fucking Google! Go discover that yourself
5. “Min wen jebto hayda“
I’m not getting you one, I’m not getting you one.
6. “Ma ba3ref”
Where’s all my stuff? What did mom say? What day is it?
7. “Can you review this for me?”
It’s literally blank? The only sentences here are from ChatGPT? Why are you even getting this degree?
8. “Feek tjeeb X ma3ak?”
You only want me back home if I have a random snack in my arms…
9. “Hi”
No.
10. “15 Missed Calls”
In 5 minutes.
11. “Wen kento, aya se3a jeyeen?”
Imagine hearing this from your little siblings after you spent dodging your parents asking you that, pain.
12. “Keef khalayton ya3emlo hek?!”
Maybe if you guys decided to actually parents all eldest children wouldn’t relate to these 11 things
