10 Things You’ll Hear During A Service Ride In Beirut

Service rides are often a chaotic experience. A melting pot of quintessentially Beiruti experiences, the service ride is truly a magical medium. Here are 10 of the things you might hear on a regular ride across Beirut. 1. The rejected customer backtalk “3anjad meen mfakreen 7alon badon yrou7o 3a Khalde” “Fr king meen mfakreen 7allon” 2. The successful children stories Smallah the kids are alright in the service community. 3. The family drama Whether overheard on the phone or through some front seat confessionals, if there are any marital troubles you are about to get some juicy details. 4. Some actually solid career advice I will be rakezzing on my jem3a and job, thank you for the support<3 5. The road rage And when it’s service-on-service violence? Brace yourselves. 6. Shefet ade sar el dollar/benzine? Mish ma32oul keef hek 3am ya3emlo feena. 7. Shu hal dawle wallah Wallah 3anjad. 8. A story from way too long ago Kelo el 7a2 3a Camile Chamoun, kalb Britanya. Exactly king. 9. The cab meetup-honkup It’s truly a heartwarming moment when two service catch up for 2 seconds and honk at each other. 1