11 Things to Do While the Internet is Down

As Ogero workers continue to strike, intermittent internet outings have become a common feature across the country. If you’re unfortunate enough to be a victim of one, we’ve compiled 11 things you can do during this blackout.

1. Shred a book

Reading? That’s so boring and old school. If you want to actually have fun, pick the worst book you can find and go to town on it.

2. Break something

A plate? A bottle? The suffocating but emotional bond you have with your mother? Your choice.

3. Start a fight

If you picked the last option, you’re already on track.

4. Stare at your pet

Why do they get to stare at you all day without any repercussions? Stare back at them, right into their soul.

5. Reminisce

Look through those old chats, that photo album you vowed to never touch again, or your 10 year old diary. The worst that could happen is you fall into a spiral of pain and regret, meh.

6. Snoop on your neighbors

Supress all your own trauma back down and get some of that straight-off-the-grill juicy building gossip.

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7. Obsessively clean

See how white a white floor can get.

8. Follow an insect around

They’re interesting little creatures, and you definitely won’t look insane doing it,

9. Look for hidden treasure

Rummage through a closet, climb up a basement, rip open an old box, something of value must be in there.

10. Exercise

Lol. Lmao.

11. Paint with the blood of your enemies

Or don’t? Really It’s up to you.