Listomania
Sarah Tarhini

10 Things People With Curly Hair Are Tired Of Hearing

You’re a naturally born curly haired individual living in Lebanon and the try-hard Eurocentric chitter-chatter almost never ends. Here are 10 things curly-haired peeps are tired of hearing in Lebanon.

1. “Leh ma betmashti sh3rek”

You definitely don’t want to see the lion mane…

2. Sho bta3mle la ysir sh3rik hek

The timeless combination of waking up and taking a shower.

3. “Yi smallah lek ma atwalo”

@ that ONE time you straightened it!

4. “Jarbe el curly girl method”

5. “Ya em nakshe” “Leh hek mkahrbe”

6. “Why don’t you just straighten it?”

Omg problem solved! Permanently straightening it is definitely the answer!

7. “Ma bet2oli ya ret ken straight?”

No, thank you. I love myself.

8. “Eno ratbe sha3rek shway”

Please stay away.

9. “Can I touch it?”

For the millionth time, no.

10. “Curly hair does not look professional”

Yes, I’m still wearing my natural curls to that wedding. Do we have a problem?