12 Things Every Frenchie In Lebanon Will Hear

Frenchies, can you relate?

1. “May koun tarbouch bayik m3ala2 3al Tour Eiffel”

2. “Nehna bi Lebnen hon, leghetna el 3arabe”

But also French and English?

3. “Bala mehen”

4. “Chedde hanakik walaw”

SMD chway?

5. “Mat kouneh Charlemagne w mech 3arfeh”

No, Voltaire but go off.

6. “Nehna bi Beirut mich bi Paris”

Ok.

7. “Chou snob!”

8. “Wein el berret 3a rassik hayatsi”

3abena tarbouche?

9. “Teb ok omelette fromage yaane?”

That joke died with Friends.

10. “Fikeh ma teledgheh?”

I’m going to forever be raghing in your face.

11. “Ksereh ba3ed el 3arabe?”

You love it, admit it.

12. “Nchalleh bet sameh el logha el 3arabiyeh la langue voiture?”

Akid bghooo.