We use the term “famous” loosely, but these people with over 1,000 followers feel like they have a claim to fame. But all they really have a claim to is being unnecessarily annoying.
1. The girl who exclusively posts selfies, and they are promoted
Why would you promote selfies? I genuinely am looking for an answer.
2. The gym rat
No one cares about your workout, and people follow you for your abs so you can skip the inspirational quotes.
3. The fashionista
Thank you for blessing us with your #ootd now please #gtfo.
4. The foodie
We all eat, just because you take a picture of each meal doesn’t mean you’re some sort of food critic. Ah ma 3ajabitak the man’ouche from the local bakery? Masheena.
5. The upcoming artist
Performing twice at Lock Stock and posting several photos of those two performances over three months is a sure fire telling sign of this account.
6. The makeup blogger
Affording all this makeup is the only interesting aspect of this person’s picture after picture of their faces.
7. The photographer
The only difference between any Instagram and this person’s is that they had their graphic designer friend make them a logo that they stick on every photo. Otherwise, they’re exactly the same as any other Instagram.