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41 Lebanese Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good
We’re really sorry for these 41 Lebanese jokes we’re about to put you through. To be fair, they’re so bad they’re kind of funny.
1. Marra wa7ad bakheel tjawaz we7de bakheele, jebo walad 7attoo bel 2ejjeh.
2. Marra wa7ad bakheel ra7 yzoor 7ada bel mestashfa, fa shef 3al beb kelmet “edfa3,” fa2al ana bib2a bzooro bel beit 2awfar
3. Marra finjen ahwe talla2 finjento, 2am aletlo “tab w tifil yalli bibatni?”
4. Fi 2aninet may ra7et tetmasha lesh? La2anna fadyeh.
5. Marra mo7ame rafa3 2adiyeh, wa2a3et 3le.
6. Wa7ad mastool sa7bo wa2a3 bel beer ra7 sar yentro 3end el 7anefiyeh.
7. Wa7ad far7an tjawaz wahde za3leneh, khalafo ya far7a ma tammet.
8. Lesh el Brazil ma btezra3 teen? La2anna dawle latinyeh.
9. Marra tnen kuffar, wa7ad tab wel tene iPad.
10. Wa7ad 2aseer tjawaz we7de 2aseere khalafo walad wa2a3 3an el sajjedeh.
11. Fi wa7ad akal sfouf, 2am tsharda2 tlemeez.
12. Fi msmar 3amel rejeem, 2am sar dabbous.
13. Fi jazrten 3amlo mashkal sar majzara.
14. Lesh el ghabe akhad ma3o laptop 3al ba7er? La 7atta 2iza shawab yefta7 windows.
15. Lesh el ghabe byekhod ma3o mekenseh 3al ba7er? Eza darabeto el shams yodroba.
16. Sa2eel w sa2eele tjawazo, jebo walad 3emel 7alo mayet.
17. Fi wa7ad laf el kou3, 2am akalo.
18. Marra dabbous talla2 marto lesh? La2anno 3am tshek fi.
19. Marra Nancy Ajram wa2a3et 3ala el daraj, 2am alet: “Ah w noss.”
20. Marra wa7ad lebes kalset khodor, 2am Khodor lebeslo kalseto.
21. Marra we7de 7abbet toshtof bas toshtof ma 7abba.
22. Fi wa7ad shef se3to we2feh, 2am alla tfaddale 23ede.
23. Marra ken fi wa7ad deye2 khi2lo min el dene, 2am arrar yetla3 3ala el fada, 2am sar makhnoo2 fada2i.
24. 2al fi wa7ad 3azam wa7ad 3ala el sate7 lesh? La2annon asdika2 sat7iyeen.
25. Fi we7de esma Sanaa 3emlet diet, 2am sar esma set toshhor.
26. Marra fersheye darabet fersheye tene, 2am aletla ana bfarsheeke.
27. Al marra wa7ad met, 2amo ze3lo 3le be2e el 2ar2am.
28. Marra wa7ad byeshteghel bi bank tza7la2 wa2a3 3ala el-qard.
29. Fi marra shampoo tjawaz balsam 2am jebo pantene w sabe.
30. Fi samke tghalazet 3a rfee2eta el samke, aletla: “El 3ama ma asmakkik.”
31. Lesh el lamba ma btetjawaz men 3amoud el kahraba? La2anno eben shaware3.
32. 2al marra super market 3amal rejeem, 2am saar basta.
33. Marra wa7ad akal rgheef kemel, 2am ze3el Kemel.
34. 2al marra wa7ad sa2al we7de shu esmek? Aletlo Rose w enta? 2am alla berghol.
35. 2al m7ashesh eja sabe ba3d set banet, 2am samoo Bakir.
36. Marra wa7ad sa2al we7de shu esmek? Aletlo Hanadi Ahmad. 2am alla nadeelo meen allek enni khayef menno.
37. Lesh el shaytan d3eef? La2anno e lshaytan el rajim bdal 3amel rejeem.
38. Marra wa7ad akal sekeen, enjara7et masha3ro.
39. Shu b2ello lal bay li 3ando sabe3 wled? Seven Up.
40. El ayyam tamer, w el osbou3 laban.
41. Marra wa7ad 2a3ed bi dafen, sa2alo rfee2o “Enta 3azayt?”, 2am allo “La2 ana 3al mazout.”
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