9 People In Lebanon That Have Beef With You For NO REASON

There are so many types of people you meet in Lebanon, but the worst kind are the ones who have beef with you. Literally for no reason. Here are a few that we can name off the top of our head.

1. The police officer yalli we2ef 3al 2ishara

Baddo ymashe l kel 3aks l ishara (the only time fi kahraba for it to actually work, mind you).

2. That random Beiruti teta who stares you down while walking past you

She stares like she’s ready to jump you any second.

3. Vans driving behind you bel 3aj2a

The way bye2ta3o 3annak so angrily but you didn’t even do anything????

4. Anyone driving behind you bel 3aj2a

This isn’t limited to vans btw. You’re bound to piss someone off for no reason, but lamma ybalsho ydawo w ytaffo their headlights, THEN there’s actual beef.

5. That random kid staring at you from the backseat of a car

You’re too young to be m3assab hal2ad. Shu 3meltellak ana?

6. Every Lebanese jagal

If they’re in your DMs and you don’t reply within .5 seconds, they’ll go off on you. God forbid you have a life.

7. ABC security guards

When they glance at you, you kinda start feeling like a criminal. Do I look suspicious?

8. Your day3a teta

Your day3a teta hates so many things that you start thinking that she might hate you too. You must also bear the responsibility of jeelak kello because that’s at the top of her hate list.

9. That passive aggressive auntie you only see at family gatherings

That one auntie who targets you and you only at every family gathering. She’s smiling on the outside bas men jowa she’s thinking of how much better her kids are than you.