We Think Your Ex Deserves These Gifts For Christmas

Merry Ex-mas! These passive aggressive Christmas gifts are the perfect way to show your ex that they’ll forever be on your “never again” list for the holidays (and every other day of the year).

1. Anything from the self help section from Urban Books

You’re just looking out for them <3 We usually recommend Surrounded by Idiots, but this one also does the trick:

2. A Dungeons & Dragons session at Multiverse Games

They’re used to playing games, yalla l3ab ad ma baddak at Multiverse.

P.S. we know the embedded image is of Warhammer. Please touch grass.

3. This children’s gift box from The Gifted Box

If they acted like a child for the entirety of the relationship, then maybe you should get them this gift box to honor that.

4. A batch of toxic waste smog ball candies from Exotic Cultures

You are what you eat.

5. Anything on sale at Malik’s right now

A low effort gift for a low effort ex-partner. Give them a taste of their own medicine, IF they’re even worth a $6.5 adapter…

6. Tickets to the Christmas Circus

It’ll feel just like home!

7. Or tickets to the Toxic Party at Zoukak Theater

At least they’d be surrounded by equally toxic people. Will they get the memo? Probably not. Will they realize how toxic they are by mingling with other fellow toxics? Definitely not.

So, which of these Christmas gifts do you think are PERFECT for your ex?