All Lebanese siblings have a love-hate relationship, and what brings them together is their bonding experiences. If you have a sibling, let us know how many of these we got right!
You know when that one uncle starts spewing the most problematic shit and you either have to sit through it or all hell will break loose.
This is her way of showing love because she thinks of you both as wled kalb equally.
It’s late and you’re preparing instant noodles or ordering from your favorite ma7al sandwiches…and your mom is pissed.
“Yii bas layko heye 3enda monkhar bayya”
“Bas la2 howe tale3 la bet emmo aktar”
“La2 la2 hol l 3yoon l kbar la bet bayya shu bek”
When your mom or dad call you by your sibling’s name…there is no worse pain.
Someone has to do it first. You’d both rather not do it at all, but your mom will put you up for adoption if you don’t.
Mostly because it ruined your weekend plans and now you can bond over hating the trip together.
3el2o your parents and you need to pick sides. Choose wisely. This could make or break your week. Sometimes it’s wise to not pick any sides at all.
“Sa2alet baba mbereh ya3teene ha2 delivery”
“Okay khalas mnes2al mom lyom”
If your mom mispronounces a word and you make the mistake of looking at your sibling…you’re dead.
And when your sibling is under attack, it’s best to retreat elsewhere abel ma yeje dawrak/ik.
Teta tells everyone you’re tech geniuses w ken lezem ta3mlo handase.
We’re not sure shu khas handase eza 3am 3alle l brightness 3a your phone ya teta.
Not a good bonding experience but a bonding experience nonetheless.
Again, not a good bonding experience. But at least it means they owe you their next leftovers.
Btetkhana2o meen baddo yes2al mom or dad for favors 7asab meen the favorite. This is usually the younger sibling.
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