The Saint Charbel Church of Ottawa has supposedly broken its own record for the longest labneh sandwich in the world, with their 2023 markouk sandwich reaching 30.5 metres. After their “victory,” was announced many have rushed to say mabruuq, and others anti-mabruuq. Here are some of the reactions the longest labneh sandwich has received so far.
1. What if everything was giant?
بتكبروا القلب🩷 يلا بدنا اغمق كاسة شاي لنبل فيها التلاتين متر لبنة . https://t.co/8dPVQCHCoB
— OceanGiggle (@AhelHashem) August 15, 2023
2. Lebanese Proud!
I have never been prouder of Lebanon and the Lebanese. A true achievement that will last for generations. https://t.co/ZkVbYwJcPK
— asad abukhalil أسعد أبو خليل (@asadabukhalil) August 14, 2023
3. Blunt but it gets the job done
4. Sandwich Civil Warim gonna kill myself https://t.co/zIC7k6V51g
— tania (@gutsofchrist) August 15, 2023
عادي😒
— Lamedad (@homedad4) August 15, 2023
بربر دخل موسوعة غينيس بأصغر ساندويش شاورما🤷♂️ https://t.co/26CU5n7i2H
5. Existential hours
Shu ma elna aaze ya zalame https://t.co/VvPSJlPejH
— Celine (@celinetb) August 15, 2023
6. At least one person is happy
This is such a niche and specific record https://t.co/KfOaWi6zfv
— 🇦🇲🇵🇸 Ara (DM LIMIT) (@arprek) August 16, 2023
7. Labneh politics
تخايل عزيزي المواطن اللبناني العايش بلبنان هدول صوتوا بالانتخابات وجابولك نواب عل مجلس يتحكموا فيك وهني سقف اهتماماتن ساندويش لبنة. https://t.co/x89bhxNHVo
— Morricone (@South_Avocado) August 15, 2023
8. Many people are saying this
what if i k*lled myself edemon? then what? https://t.co/fiKhRyVilx
— maia (@liesatemynights) August 15, 2023
9. All support!
All the support to the #lebanese community in #ottowa on their solidarity and working together to achieve a new record of longest labneh sandwich!
— Marxaba 🇱🇧 (@MarxabaOfficial) August 15, 2023
For all the critics, do something better or STFU! https://t.co/CSIe4oYafy
10. 3el2et bel ghorbe
This is great to see! However, a part of me feels this title belongs in Dearborn.
— Abed A. Ayoub (@aayoub) August 15, 2023
What do you think Mayor @AHammoudMI? https://t.co/7ZPlqHAagd
11. Labneh sectarianism
منتمنى على حسينية ديربورن يشوفوا شو بدن يعملوا ✋🏼 الوضع ما بقى يتحمّل ! https://t.co/JjwCFIxLUr
— علي محمّد إسماعيل 🖌 (@IsmaiilAli) August 14, 2023
12. That's what it's all about at the end of the day
Give me 30 minutes and I can eat it all https://t.co/EYULWJUBd1
— . (@_Sharkbates_) August 14, 2023
What do you think of the longest labneh sandwich? The actual non-markouk record is held by the town of Kfar Qatra, who created a 720 metre long sandwich in 2004. But it's fine.
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