12 Things Your Lebanese Dad Thinks He Knows Everything About

Lebanese dads love to be on top of anything. Whether it’s a problem of cooking, cleaning, or international intrigue, they always get their head in there. If you’re like us, you could write more than 100 things your dad probably has claimed to master before. Here are 12 things your Lebanese dad definitely thinks he knows everything about.

1. Life

End of list, pack it up let’s go.

2. The World Economy

Did you see what’s happening with interest rates in China dad?

Dad: shu bek?!

3. Geopolitics

Mbayne khalas 5 teyem w kello byozbat, 7ekyo ma3 ba3ed Russia w America, kholset.

4. Vladimir Putin, specifically

Ma ba3ref shu beh majnoun hayda wallah. Why do you spend so much of your time thinking about him?!

5. Cars

Okay yeah dads have this aura of confidence around cars that you want in moments of crisis, but has anyone stopped to actually check if any of them actually know what they’re doing? Because cars are breaking down so something definitely doesn’t add up.

6. What’s funny

You’re not funny. This list is not funny. Zhe2et.

7. Love

Mom is literally in the process of divorcing you king…

8. How much everything should cost

A shawarma sandwich should be 2,500 king, I agree.

9. Medicine

You’re fine, shrab shwayet 7-Up w rte7 ma badda hal2ad.

10. Mashewe

Okay they actually know everything about this specific topic, we’ll give them that.

11. War

Aya 7areb? Kellon.

12. You

I made you, how dare you.

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