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10 Scenes From A Lebanese Beach Trip
With summer almost in full swing, it’s time to get your beach fit on and take a drive to one of Lebanon’s many wonderful beaches. Whether you pick Jbeil, Batroun, Sour, or Beirut, there’s a universality that accompanies a Lebanese beach trip. Here are 10 scenes you’ll always find on our sandy Mediterranean coast.
1. The full buffet picnic
How did you guys fit all of this into your car?
2. The roasting chickens
If they were doing this type of sunbathing in Guantanamo Bay you could reasonably call it a war crime, but here you are doing it voluntarily.
3. The PDA couple
We get it, please khalas.
4. The beer and arguile lounge
Full indulgence, I respect it.
5. The family that’s so sick of each other
The mom wants to throw the dad into the sea, the dad wants to leave the kid on the beach, the kid wants to send his sister away on a jet ski, etc.
6. The Sand Mummy
Why do you go through all that effort to be buried, sus.
7. The beach gym
A full workout under the scorching sun with sand everywhere and my body visible to all seems like a horrible experience, but you do you.
8. The reader
Your ass is not reading.
9. The couple that’s so breaking up after this
But for some reason, they never do.
10. The walk of shame
Walking across all the resorts from your free public area is so needlessly embarrassing.
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