10 Reasons Why You Should Spend Valentine’s Day With Your Cat

It is that time of year, the extravaganza of passion, the Miss Universe of passion, the World War II of love, Saint Valentine’s Day. But instead of the same old Valentine’s Day tropes and tricks, let’s switch it up. Whether you’re single or taken, we believe that the best way to spend this loveliest of days is with your cat. Here is how your day would go. 1. Warm up with a cuddly nap to start off your day And no words or fights or little pet peeves to be exchanged in word, just through passive aggressive glances. That’s how everyone wants to start their Valentine’s off. 2. Cat will get you flowers, at an amazing price The cat does not participate in the commodification of love, instead hunting for its gifts straight from the source, what’s not to love? [Warning: might receive mice.] 3. Mice hunt! Completely unrelated to the previous point. You can get in some cardio before your big Valentine’s Day dinner by helping your cat with its mice hunt, what a nice and warm activity (may cause stains). 4. Fort time Who doesn’t like building and spending time inside a fort, one cannot think of a more fitting activity for his day. 5. Cats usually have good conversations We sampled 200 Lebanese cats to get their takes on some of the most pressing topics of the day, and their responses were steller, so no worries there. You won’t have to deal with any fuckboy one-liners. 6. Love nap This day can be exhausting, so it’ll be good to have a break halfway through. 7. Only gift you need is some treats Trust us, buying gifts for your partner(s) on Valentine’s can be a truly stressful experience. We consulted with Central Bank Governor, and dating guru, Mr. Riad Salameh and he confirmed. 8. Heart shaped scratches The most romantic form of gushing blood<3 9. DIY Candle lit tuna dinner No expensive restaurant bills necessary. 10. You just had a frontrow seat with the next President of Lebanon You heard it here first.