9 Types Of People In Beirut That Will Make Your Day 99% Worse

Life in Lebanon is hard enough, we don’t need certain people making it even harder. Beirut is filled with some of the kindest and most wonderful people, but there are a great deal of assholes that you’ll have to deal with. Here are a few that come to mind. 1. The driver that honks their horn like their life depends on it Estez, walla l ser ma ha yemshe eza zammaret. 2. The angry businessman who is on a very important call It’s giving mas2ool bank ma baddo ya3tik your frozen funds. 3. The Gen Z holding up the line at Starbucks “Keef ye3ne ma fi ba2a caramel Frappuccino extra mocha ma3 whipped cream b a cute holiday cup?” The world is ending. 4. The texting driver yalli mesh mrakkaz Something about watching people casually record voice notes while they’re driving unleashes the fire of a thousand suns. 5. The couple showing too much PDA Khaye fhemna eno maghroomeen *cries in hopelessly single* 6. The extremely slow walker on the busy AF street You spend an embarrassing amount of time just trying to pass them. Please move the f*ck out of the way. 7. The one who has a dog but pulls it away when you pass by Eno bro???? Mesh ha ekellak ye. There goes my only source of serotonin for the week. 8. The healthy lifestyle freak who is going on a run Thanks for reminding us that you’re so much better. Good for you for having your life together. Asshole. 9. The shawarma eater who reminds you eno fi mjaddara bel bet Don’t cry. Fi mjaddara bel bet. Mjaddara is healthy. Mjaddara kello hadeed. Mom will kill you eza bteje 3al bet ekel shawarma. Keep walking. Keep walking. DON’T CRY.