10 Thoughts Your Lebanese Pet Has Each Day

Ever look at your cat and dog, and thought what’s going up there? Well brace yourselves because we are going to delve straight into the mind of our friendly feline friends. Here are 10 thoughts your Lebanese pet has each day.

1. Finally…they’re gone

Time to get on with my activities in private.

2. First, I will sleep

Only for a minute (5 hours).

3. I need to do some feng shui

My friend/slave has been really doing a bad job with home decor, let me give them some of my magic.

4. This rag is so stinky

I will sit on it.

5. Where did I put my secret toy?!

Oooh a cockroach, oooh food, oooh I need to go to the toilet, oooh another cockroach, oooh Nabih Berri… Wait what was I looking for?

6. Nap time

Only for a minute (3 hours).

7. Why is my food bowl empty? I am going to starve and die

The food bowl:

8. Na2ata3et el kahraba

Let me call the natour. Ayre bel dawle.

9. Aymta 7a yentekhbou ra2ees jomhouriye?

Ma fiyo ydal el balad hek wallah shu hayda shu 3am ya3emlo feena badna teghyeer badna nizam badna kahraba badna squeaky play toys badna premium dry food badna walks badna pets…

10. Finally!! They’re back!!

I missed you<3