11 Things A Lebanese Car Thinks About Every Day

Lebanese cars have a special position in the familial home, they aren’t just objects but an intimate part of all our lives. Here are 11 things they think about on the daily.

1. Virgin Radio all day, every day

If I have to listen to Sally and Anthony one more time…

2. Potholes

I’ve been keeping my lower half together but one more time across that Karantina crater and I’ll blow.

3. Car for sale cards

They even misspelled “full opshun” on my placard.

4. Double parking

It’s so embarrassing when you leave me double parked, everyone is staring at me.

5. The engine light conundrum

Stop ignoring the signs, I’m dying!

6. Benzene addiction

I need my fix and these prices are not helping anyone. This bastard tried to feed me 200,000 LL’s worth yesterday.

7. Slamming the door

How would you feel if I hit you with your own arm at full power.

8. Abandoned water bottles

Do I look like a recycling plant to you?

9. Cab car abuse

Look at how my comrades are being treated by those vicious animals.

10. Dirt

Wash me or there will be consequences.

11. How did that nail even get in my tire?

Like fr what are the odds of that?