Listomania
12 Things You’ll See In A Lebanese Car
You probably have these 12 things in your car.
1. Business cards of people trying to buy your car
One day you find one on your window. The next you find one on your car door. And before you know it there’s 50 sitting inside your cup holder.
2. Car air fresheners that haven’t freshened anything in…a while
They look pretty though.
3. A tissue box that’s never where it needs to be
You’re sure it’s somewhere in there though!
4. A weird noise everyone collectively ignores
If you don’t acknowledge the noise, the noise can’t hurt you.
5. Something hanging off the rearview mirror
Either a religious symbol or a dreamcatcher or even those air fresheners that you never get rid of.
6. A broken AC
Every driver swears they’ll fix it next week.
7. The remains of yesterday’s midnight cravings
W reehet toum that will stick for days.
8. An angry driver with a potty mouth
With every joura fi msabbe jdeede, which means a lot of jouras and lots of msabbet.
9. A weird stain on one of the seats (probably from one of your 2 AM Barbar visits)
Nobody knows where it came from but it soon starts to feel like home.
10. Bird poop on the windshield
You feel as if there’s a bird conspiracy trying to ruin your day.
11. LOTS of loose change
At the current rate the only value those 250 and 500 L.L. coins will have is as decoration.
12. Empty gas tank
1. Business cards of people trying to buy your car
One day you find one on your window. The next you find one on your car door. And before you know it there’s 50 sitting inside your cup holder.
2. Car air fresheners that haven’t freshened anything in…a while
They look pretty though.
3. A tissue box that’s never where it needs to be
You’re sure it’s somewhere in there though!
4. A weird noise everyone collectively ignores
If you don’t acknowledge the noise, the noise can’t hurt you.
5. Something hanging off the rearview mirror
Either a religious symbol or a dreamcatcher or even those air fresheners that you never get rid of.
6. A broken AC
Every driver swears they’ll fix it next week.
7. The remains of yesterday’s midnight cravings
W reehet toum that will stick for days.
8. An angry driver with a potty mouth
With every joura fi msabbe jdeede, which means a lot of jouras and lots of msabbet.
9. A weird stain on one of the seats (probably from one of your 2 AM Barbar visits)
Nobody knows where it came from but it soon starts to feel like home.
10. Bird poop on the windshield
You feel as if there’s a bird conspiracy trying to ruin your day.
11. LOTS of loose change
At the current rate the only value those 250 and 500 L.L. coins will have is as decoration.
12. Empty gas tank
