Listomania
10 Thoughts Stray Cats Have In Beirut
Being a human in Beirut is hard enough, so we can’t imagine what a day in the life of a stray cat is like. Here are the thoughts we think go through their little mischievous heads when they’re in Beirut.
1. Badde hejir, khalas l hayet hon mesh 3ajbetne
I wonder how Sin el Fil cats live. Akid 3endon kahraba.
2. Ahla hook up spot? Tahet BMWs.
3. Ha tedrobne seyara lyom aw la2?
Wen rahet azmet l benzine? Mafiye kazder b Beirut bala ma khaf 3a hayete?
4. Kes ekht tlemeez l AUB meen mfakreen halkon
3% men your tuition la yta3moone habibi.
5. I sleep where I want
6. The people here are so weird
7. Hayda akid mesh men Beirut
L Beirutiye ma b hebboone bas l ajeneb b ta3moone.
8. Shu l ghada lyom? Betsheelo nrooh Bliss?
Bliss pavements = gourmet.
9. Humans should be giving me all their food when they pass by me
Wen l dawle? Meen b hafez 3ala h2oo2e?
10. Tfeh
