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Tanya Maalouf

14 Things You’ll Hear From Your Expat Friends This Holiday Season

How many have you already heard from your expat friends this holiday season?

1. Shuuu everywhere is packed, el hay2a everyone is doing well.

2. Everything is so cheap! Akalna dinner w drinks b $50

3. Shu fi new places?

I’m not your personal tour guide please refer to one of the 8,000 blogs

4. Yaret fiye dal b lebnen

5. Nehna 3enna in (insert country name) ma mna3mol hek 3al Christmas

Among other things.

6. Badde shawarma

Every.night.

7. We have to go 3a kel el Christmas markets

8. Man, Christmas just feels different here

We know, now let us enjoy it

9. Partying in Beirut is much more fun, barra ma bya3rfo yesharo

WE KNOW, SO LET US ENJOY IT

10. Lyom l kel ma3zoom 3a hsebe

jk they’ll never say this

11. Ma bade fel

Please do tho because we miss having parking spots

12. Badna nruh nekul sahlab b Ehden nerja3 netla3 na3mol ski bl Arez

W meen b 3abbeele benzine?

13. Ya allah shu shta2et etbahdal b lebnen

Lebanese bahdale hits different.

14. Kif sar lebnen ya haram wen kena wen sorna

I live here so? Stfu

Obviously, we’re joking. We love seeing our expat friends during the holiday season. Make sure to browse the #Holidays2024 section for ideas on where to take them.