Listomania
Lynn Fakhry

16 Pick-up Lines Only Lebanese People Can Use

You should stop assuming a beautiful lady’s parents are a “Nahle” and a cake baker.

Update your flirting game and gaze upon this new collection of quips guaranteed to work on both Lebanese men and women!

1. Are you a joura? Because I fell for you.

2. Looking at you is like checking out supermarket prices: my heart stops when I see you.

3. You must be the moteur owner because you light up my world like nobody else.

4. Are you Panadol? I can’t find nobody else as good as you.

5. You must be the President la2anno ktir btenshel!

6 Be my girl and I’ll treat you like Hariri treats his model.

7. Can I order you a Lemon Doubly?

8. You’re like my bank money, both unreachable.

9.You remind me of a Taxi driver because you look like you got interesting stories to tell.

10. You make my heart melt like the freezer in a Lebanese household.

11. You must be beb l mestashfayet because you take my breath away.

12. You must be Tarek Bitar because you give me hope.

13. You’re like my benzene meter. It saddens me when I see you at your lowest.

14. You drive me insane like my internet connection

15. You’re like my Lebanese salary, I can’t get enough of you. 

16.You’re my Beirut, no matter what happens, I will always love you.