Here’s What We Think Arab Celebrities Would Receive From Fans

Last week, Ashton Kutcher shared his personal phone number on Twitter because he wanted to connect with his followers. Needless to say, this questionable move led his SMS service to crash and Mr. Kutcher eventually took the tweet down…

And then it hit us, what would Arab celebrities receive if they shared their personal phone number?

1. Fairouz:

The woman whose angelic voice keeps us company every morning would wake up to flooding messages and photo-shopped good morning pictures. More specifically, the usual sabah el kheir on a cup of coffee or flower bouquet pictures that your mom has an entire collection of.

2. Haifa Wehbe:

Only one of the most attractive women to have graced TV screens in the Arab world, Haifa would totally receive unsolicited d*** pics from creepy men asking for nudes and even creepier men with foot fetishes. Of course, she would also get the usual requests from men who want to be her slaves.

3. Ahlam:

IBAN’s, Venmo accounts, bank account details and sappy stories about tuition and bills to pay… The Khaliji star would also occasionally receive KFC memes and parodies.

4. Ragheb Alameh:

Ragheb Alameh will continuously have to answer texts from worried people checking up on him every time there is an accident, explosion, earthquake, flood, etc. You know, since he’s always somehow there.

5. Adham Nabulsi:

With every new song release, Adham Nabulsi will have you missing your ex from third grade. So naturally, he would receive text rants about breakups and heart breaks, stories of betrayal, and videos of people crying to his songs.

6. Myriam Fares:

Keeping Amal Hmedeh’s legacy alive, anyone who texts Myriam Fares will definitely ask her “Meeeen mekhdeeee?”

7. Najwa Karam:

Also known as shams el ghinniyeh, Najwa Karam would receive inquiries about who her plastic surgeon is. Talk about the Lebanese Benjamin Button.

8. Ziad El Rahbani:

Ziad El Rahbani would constantly have to dodge WhatsApp calls from drunken people who just finished discussing world politics in a small discrete Mar Mkhayel pub and are now singing a not-so-perfect rendition of 3ayshe wa7da balak.

9. Mohammad Salah:

The one and only fakher el 3arab would definitely receive endless praise and countless allah 3ala akhla2ak memes. We’d say he would eventually block everyone but we know fakher el 3arab would never.

10. Elie Saab:

No, it’s not what you’re expecting. He’s not going to receive questions about wedding dresses, he’s going to receive questions about the groom – his son. Everyone will be asking for Celio’s phone number. Do yourself a favor and look him up.