10 Things You Know Growing Up With A Big Nose In Lebanon

Despite how much we hate it, physical appearances do matter everywhere and even more so in Lebanon where everyone seems to always be well-put together.

Flaws? Easy, we know a surgeon for that.

Here are 10 things you know growing up with a “big” nose in Lebanon, whatever big means.

1. In case you weren’t aware that you have a big nose, everyone you know will point it out

2. Your nose has always been a subject matter for jokes, very lame ones

3. You’ve learned exactly which angles work for you

4. Selfies and close-ups are just not your thing and you’ve learned to embrace that

5. People suggest you get plastic surgery like it’s a pill

6. Every compliment is followed with a “bas law munkharik azghar”

7. Flu season is the worst. Big, red, AND stuffy? Your nose has seen better days

8. You still don’t understand where you inherited the nose from when everyone in your family has small noses

9. People are bewildered by the fact that you chose not to get a nose job

10. You have a hard time believing that someone likes your nose, but then again, why wouldn’t they?