Listomania
13 Things You’ll Hear During Elections Week
It’s that time of year again when promises are made only to be broken, stress levels are high, loyalty is tested, character traits are revealed, Student Plan call minutes are maxed out, and student bodies are divided.
Student elections – kind of annoying, but you can’t deny that the campaigns, arguments used, and empty promises are hilarious.
1. “Lek man, ana aslan manne m7azzab, bas nezel ma3 hay el liste.”
Lek man… ya3ne enta… m7azzab.
2. “Aslan ne7na kelna badna masla7et el jem3a.”
Yes, I’m sure it’s all about masla7et el jem3a not one big popularity contest.
3. “If elected, we’re going to open new 24/7 study rooms with free coffee, a pasta station, and we’re canceling finals metel jem3at barra.”
A k i d .
4. “If elected, we’re going to make sure the administration pushes 8 AM classes to 9 AM.”
Speechless. Literally. I have no words.
5. “Lek sara7a ana elet lal kel enno msawatlon bas manne 7atta nezil.”
Me2ziye.
6. “You know I’m a hard worker w 3anjad I have so many plans I want to work on to help make students’ lives easier.”
A student that literally shows up to class once a week with only a pack of ciggies and his car keys.
7. “Eh walaw man you’re welcome 3al previouses, I’m here to help. Bas lek, unrelated note: bet kebbele sot?”
At least ~try~ to hide your masla7a aspect.
8. “E Z game ya shabeeeeeb.”
There’s always that one douchebag saying it every 3.5 seconds.
9. “Dobbo el shantet, yalla 3al bet.”
Is it really student elections if there’s no trash talk?
10. “Bro ma btetzakkar marra se3adtak bel squat bel gym haydik el sene? Enta metel khayye mettekil 3lek yalla fout w 7ottelna hal esem.”
Ah. Of course. A legit brotherhood.
11. “Giiiiiiirl, 3ende the exact same purse! Shefte, rasik metel raseh. Lezim tsawtile.”
Unspoken fashion laws.
12. Group A: Bro enta sawetelna w mnedfa3lak ghadek 3a shaher.
Group B: Shou ya3ne, 3am teshtrou?
Group A: La2, 3am ne3zemo. *mic drop*
13. “Yaret kel yom elections.”
That one kid that everyone usually just ignores.
