Whether you’ve had Tinder for like 30 minutes, a few weeks or if you’re still active on it; you have probably encountered at least 7 of these people. Read on.
1. Meme Profile
I get it. You’re funny, but where your face at?
2. The Master of Photoshop
We both know this was taken at chere3 slav and then was transposed to Courchevel. You are only lying to yourself.
3. Globetrotter
“I am only here for three days, I would love it if you can show me around.” Uhm, last time I checked, I am not a free tourist guide.
4. The foreigner who perceives you as a queen of the orient
“Do you have a flying carpet in your apartment?”
5. The Dubai Ambassador
The guy who works in Dubai, comes to Beirut every two weeks and makes sure to tell you about it every chance he gets. You’re 90% sure he has a spouse and kids in Dubai.
6. The tortured Artist
Writes music, makes art, is broke, but you still fall for his tortured soul.
7. Taim Hassan
Seriously though, what’s up with them fake profiles? I am starting to think there is a fan club roaming around Tinder.
8. Brad Pit El 3arab
Catfish level: too obvious. At least put some effort to it.
9. The one with too many mom pics
If you are trying the “caring guy who loves his mother trick”, it is not working because you have milked it in every picture.
10. Ex Pics
This is a dating app not your personal diary or trauma scrapbook.
11. Gay
Hunty, I don’t judge by the looks but you are too fab and perfect to be a straight man.
12. Squad
The one who posts pictures with the same three guys. I am not tryna find Waldo here.
13. Has more dog pictures than pictures of himself
Dogs are cute and win my heart anytime, but what about your face?
