10 Steps To Becoming A Lebanese Instagram Influencer

Lifestyle bloggers and influencers continue to take over our Instagram feeds, without actually influencing anyone…But they seem to be living a picture perfect life, so we decided to help you become a Lebanese blogger yourself. It’s easy!

1. Go live on Instagram to read people’s comments and compliments.

“Hi Ali”
“Hehe inti mitel el amar hehe thanks”
“Hi roro hi”
“Aboudi habibi hi”
“Samar ya samar hi”
“Mama hi, eh eh betghada mloukhiyeh”

2. Post stories thanking all 12 of your followers for their love and support.

3. Post polls about everything from the most irrelevant to the most major life decisions.

Haircut? Yes? No? Who cares? “Guys, should I have another baby? Vote now!”

4. Post make up tutorials every Tuesday with shit back ground music.

“For this natural make up look I’m using 18 foundations and 32 bronzers…”

5. Share your (fake) skincare routine even though no one really asked for it.

“Bghassil wejjeh b m3assal teffehten kel yom abel ma nem”

6. Post pictures of your outfit and tag where each item is from.

It’s not like we can afford them anyway.

7. Post competitions and giveaways.

In order to win, follow the steps below:
– Follow me
– Say I’m a beautiful queen
– Tag your friends
– Sacrifice a virgin goat
– Do the rain dance

8. Share the smallest and most intimate details of your life because who needs privacy anyway?

9. Share your wedding preparations (even if you’re not getting married, they’ll never know).

10. Never speak Arabic in your videos whatsoever, only English, French or Portuguese if you want to stand out.

“Sorrey ma ktir – I know – baarif ehke – Arabic”