13 Things Every Lebanese Couple Does

1. Break up

What a twist, we’re starting this list with the ending.

2. Be co-dependent and conjoined at all times

This will surely end well for everyone.

3. Put on civil war throwback shows

How do you know a couple are from different sects? They’ll tell you within 2 minutes.

4. Transform into silly noise machines

Why the fuck are you making these squeaky lovey-dovey whatever the fuck noises in public, have we no shame?

5. Be cute, sometimes

I love couples<3

6. Engage in some social media toxicity

Quotes dropped, all joint pictures removed, I wonder what that could mean?

7. PDA o’clock

Yeah no one else is here, just keep going to town on each other.

8. Contribute to the fake holiday industrial complex

Valentine’s Day? More like Bad-entine’s day? Get it?

9. “No, you pick! No, you pick! No, you pick!“

I’ll pick, shut the fuck up.

10. Write cute captions about each other

I love Lebanese couples<3

11. Get hung up on an ex

Alternatively, be in a passive aggressive “open relationship.”

12. Get into a gift war

I need to give the better gifts, always. They can’t win.

13. Ignore that one boiling issue that will bring it all crumbling down

Keep ignoring, delay, delay, delay, denial, denial, denial, BOOM!